National Princess Day

I’ll pretend I didn’t smell it out of respect for your standing.

And ignore all the false blame you soon will be landing.

But once out of public eye, your guilt I will proclaim.

And no longer be a pawn in your self-serving game.

You let it escape and be-fowl the fresh air.

And left holding the bag the kingdom’s next heir.

But next time, dear sister, I shall not be so discrete.

Once a sound so unflattering arises from your seat.