Colonoscopy Blues

It's hard to imagine a scope can go there.

Yet, with what I just released, a camera crew can go in with room to spare.

It baffles my mind, for on some days, I clinch, yet release a small remnant.

And on some days it's like pushing a cow through an air vent.

My digestive system is about as consistent.

As what is said at the time and what shows up in print.