Porcelain Pooetry Narrated · Shared

National Chocolate Covered Pretzel Day

What is it about the sourdough that bubbles my gut?

Is it the overcompensating butter or the bottleneck at my butt.

Add a little dairy and bam! You’re back in the game.

And free to enjoy the carnival without the looks of shame.

A Porcelain Pooetry narrator

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