National Seafood Bisque Day

I don’t know what the fuss is all about.

You claim to be allergic, while I still have my doubts.

“Look what it does to my indigestion,” you blare with indignation.

But as far as I’m concerned, you just lack a good imagination.

For how is your body supposed to react.

When eating something not meant to go through a digestive tract.

For after all, the ocean is just one big toilet.

And will stay with your food no matter how long you boil it.