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To the Circle-K guy with no toilet etiquette.

What you left canvased against that porcelain was a sight I regret.

In what kind of rush does a man like you have to be.

To leave a bowl that rancid to a person and their pee.

You should thank the restroom angels above for their stream contribution.

Because I peed that poop down to the depths and gave you absolution.