You make it so easy yet you make it so hard.
And my only recourse is a small complaint card.
If I had the money, I’d seek legal action.
For this dining experience devoid of satisfaction.
Yet the writing was on the proverbial wall.
That you call a menu, with desserts and all.
Next time I contemplate coming, hopefully, logic will prevail.
And I’ll forego the whole experience of putting my insides through such hell.
Narration coming soon
Narration coming soon for this voice