Prostate of Mind

Sometimes it’s a loaf, sometimes it’s green apple splatters.

You grind your teeth for some and, for others, you just chatter.

You go from a low faucet to disguise the pitter patter.

To heartfelt outside knocking asking what is the matter.

Still, the next time you feel your situation couldn’t get any sadder.

Just remember that no one asks when it comes to your bladder.