Tender Gender

A man takes a poop, he writes about it on a wall.

A woman takes one, you don’t hear about it at all.

Why, I ask you women, is it so taboo.

For the world to know that you poo, too?

After all, we’re all made of mostly the same parts.

And, unlike us, you have two which make farts.

I think those on the feminine side have it all wrong.

It should be their noises of flatulence immortalized in song.

For what is the point of letting one rip.

If all you do is shudder, saying you “let it slip?”