A Pooem for the Lovers

A poop after having coitus is always so contrived.

If it's within 20 minutes, be grateful you at least thrived.

Because all the blood was flowing to the bow and not the stern.

And if I'm baking brownies, there clearly are no "turns".

Because when it comes to prioritizing a poop over orgasm.

Just remember which side of you erupts with the very slightest spasm.

And the ease of cleanup inside the shower is hardly any matter.

But will she come back for seconds if the wrong side of you should spatter?

Yes a poop after coitus can be such a complex issue.

But try to remember which smells worse when smothered in a tissue.

So try to hold whatever is in until after intercourse.

Because to a poop-marred intimate encounter, there is a no more beaten dead horse.