Splash Up, Not Down

How thankless is the job of being my lunch.

I shove you down in whole bites and poop you out with a crunch.

I thank you for your five minutes of pleasure but not your two minute disservice.

For unlike PT Barnum, yours is a ONE ring circus.

Apologize to my rectum because it deserved so much better.

'Cause thanks to the splash your food created, it's never been wetter.