National Stop Bullying Day

You’ve pushed me all day, and now I’m pushing back.

The first round went your way when you slid down my crack.

Now I will claim victory on this field of battle.

And interrupt you while you lie in wait and indulge your need to prattle.

You’ll be wishing you had stayed rather than be cast off into exile.

When you reunite with your predecessors atop this huge dung pile.