Biological Disorders

The ease of it all gives me plenty of worry.

Because, for once, I entered the room and squatted with no hurry.

Why do I strain and struggle without warning.

Yet perform with the greatest of ease on each morning.

I’ll never understand the inconsistencies of my excretory system.

It’s a science not obtained by conventional wisdom.

It spatters, it oozes, it sprinkles it sluices.

But they’re all just a product of my digestive juices.