Maestro of Poop

Every craftsman has a name.

For their specialty or claim to fame.

For some it's an art. For others, a skill.

But for most, it's their way of life, if you will.

For me, it's neither, because it comes so automatic.

There's no cause for ceremony or to act bureaucratic.

I just plop onto the seat, and my butt does the rest.

For pooping is the craft at which I am the best.