Sometimes, I probably poop longer than you urinate.
It's not the most attractive of themes on which to postulate.
But who's to question as to the level of its beauty.
As far as I'm concerned, it's my God-given duty.
To proclaim when I poop as much as I just unloaded.
It's not like your kid's talents should be as promoted.
Dispense with the grade reports and commence with the pics.
Because my poop's stunned more eyes than junior's parlor room tricks.
Narration coming soon
Narration coming soon for this voice