I've pooped everywhere (man)

I was clinching my cheeks along a dusty Winnemucca road.

When along came a cramp that had me white lined and pooping out the mother of all loads.

Along came a feller who said, "Truck stop's only a mile ahead".

He shuddered at my waste when he heard my butt hole had truly bled.

He asked what I'd eaten. "Was it that truck stop taco stand?"

I said, "Listen. I've crapped in every crapper in this here land."