Gravity tends to come to you in stages.
You plop down on the seat for the battle that wages.
What lay in a fold neatly tucked and away.
Comes pouring at once in a rushing brown spray.
And as you rise from your deed, your feet will stay nice and planted.
And you’ll feel 2 pounds lighter from the waste you decanted.
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