Man vs Beast

What a challenge it is pooping next to a box of litter.

You entered the room a challenger who is far from a quitter.

In the war of stenches, the gauntlet, to you, has been thrown.

To best a four-pound beast in this bowel movement zone.

No matter the amount of garlic that, last night, you ingested.

You'll never stack up to what that feline digested.

Just settle for the silver medal and quickly regroup.

Because never will you out smell a cat with that pathetic of poop.