National Play Monopoly Day

Why would you play a game that takes so much time?

Once my dinner touches down, I’ll have to stop on a dime.

You’ll take the liberty of passing go for at least five or six turns.

And pay off your debts while my stomach still churns.

Though clenching my fists, I will not forfeit Park Place.

Try community chest if you seek to find grace.

And while by some random chance, you go directly to jail.

You’ll have to wait it out, while I release this fresh hell.

I will admit from den to bathroom, I moved out quite nimble.

For a man who feels like he’s crapping out a small thimble.

When you go bankrupt, my victory lap will quickly lead back.

To the toilet seat lid that bears only half of my crack.