Freshman Year

I never have problems when it comes to the “regular”.

In fact, I’d teach you a lesson if you don’t mind the secular.

What comes out always starts with what goes in.

And regardless of which end, it’ll stretch out your skin.

So get a pen, a some paper, and a real thick notepad.

And you’ll leave from this course as a well informed grad.

And when you pass along these nuggets of irrefutably plain truth.

Your parents will stop warning you against academics so uncouth.