National Sardines Day

I can think of only one reason to ingest that sort.

And that’s so your body can stink out of every port.

Yet many will recommend it as a source of B12.

But I’d just as soon wither while it remains on the shelf.

But go ahead and throw it on your pizza or in tossed your salad.

And I will honor your bachelorhood with a series of ballads.

I’ll provide you with the breath mint as at first you partake.

But you’re on your own once its brown loaves are baked.